leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now




odinscns:

AU where a Marvel movie doesn’t cause my heart pain for months on end. 




paparchimedes:

There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDANG MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FREAKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS




likeappletrees:

setphaserstostucky:

  • he hugged people at a con when he wasn’t supposed to
  • he forgot to wash his hair for comic con 2013
  • he said wiotch one time like that is a problem in and of itself
  • sometimes he doesnt button his shirts up all the way
  • v necks
  • also transparent…